To the trucker who put his lights on, trying to intimidate me into speeding up:
I’m already doing the speed limit- leave me alone. Plus- a pickup truck just turned into this lane; which means I would have had to slow down anyway. You know this road is hazardous- I’m not getting into an accident, just because you want me to go faster. Chill.
To the little white Mazda on my butt all the way up the road to my job:
I’m not getting a speeding ticket, just because you are late. Leave earlier, and you might even have time to get breakfast. See how this works?
Also- if I stop suddenly- I will total your little itty bitty car. Back off!
Duck And Cover 
I hate it when people do that! And when you’re in a grocery store parking lot and there are spaces available everywhere, but someone is holding up the line to get that ONE spot RIGHT BY THE DOOR. Annoying! I hope your day improves significantly! 🙂
Ahhhh the joys of commuting. I feel your struggle and hope that things go a little better during the rest of your day.
Arghhhhh my pet hate. Why do people think they have the right to hurry you along when you are already at the speed limit, just because they might be late, or their coffee might be getting cold? Knickers to them I say, and slow right down. If I am alone in the car they may find themselves being brake tested too.. maybe that makes me just as bad but I don’t care, they shouldn’t mess with my grumpy morning self in the first place 😉