Instead of giving me a date, so I can set unrealistic expectations on delivery and get my hopes up… why not say that you have no clue when my package will actually arrive?

Because there are certain expectations that you have when you see a FedEx tracking number.  And then you find out that it’s not exactly FedEx you’re dealing with.  It’s the postal service.  And while they have expanded to Sunday package delivery here in the States; they are still mostly unreliable when it comes to delivery timeframes.

*sniff sniff*  I want my yarn!!!